methlabrador: when cute people call you cute
He only loved me for my supple butthole.– Maya Angelou (via kevinless)
sachimo: i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird
andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic: *stares into Tumblr with fury and energy, preparing to like posts that are appealing*
tltty: my heart says no but the throbbing of my vagina says yes
nobody: you're cute and I want to date you
theyellowbrickroad: you open your door eminem is yelling at you you close your door
They’re all black.
weedhitler: slams his fists on the table for the 15th time tonight as mom puts dinner on the floor and whines into her Comfort Toy. Dad doean’t think anyone likes him and thinks we mock him for his ass fetish and mom just fucking howels and hoots and hollers every time i mention this which DOESN’T FUCKING HELP, MOM so i get up and make some goddamn hamburger helper ugh fuck i hate having dogs...
h0odrich: someone grow one of those crush things on me
h0odrich: god bless mobile pornhub
jankyass: beauty sleep is actually just a lie we invented to keep the ugly people asleep and away from us longer